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    <content>&lt;p&gt;I am convinced that nature has it out for me. Too many years of loudly proclaiming that when &lt;em&gt;I&lt;/em&gt; am I homeowner, I&amp;#8217;ll not do any of that boring-ass yard work like mowing and shoveling snow that my dad does. I&amp;#8217;ll just pay kids to do it. It started three days before we moved in and mother nature was all, &amp;#8220;Oh, you thought &lt;em&gt;that&lt;/em&gt; sucked? Check this one out! More snow then you&amp;#8217;ve gotten in the past 20 years!&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And not one damn kid has shown up yet offering to shovel.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Come summer, I fully expect a Day of the Triffids type scenario where all the grass starts growing &lt;em&gt;at an exponential rate&lt;/em&gt; (as it seems everything does these days) and trying to eat me.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <created-on type="datetime">2010-02-06T11:29:50-05:00</created-on>
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    <title>So how about that snow, eh?</title>
    <updated-on type="datetime">2010-02-11T13:36:16-05:00</updated-on>
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    <content>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ve been reading about Ike about to hit Galveston (I&amp;#8217;m sort of a weather dork) and have been just dumbfounded by the amount of people not leaving the area.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I mean, they&amp;#8217;re forecasting freakin&amp;#8217; death! Certain Death! Then Christina pointed out that they have this dude standing guard..&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <created-on type="datetime">2008-09-12T10:17:52-04:00</created-on>
    <extended>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="
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&lt;p&gt;Remember when Artie from Pete and Pete battled the Atlantic Ocean?  Well Texas has called on Daniel Gallegos to take on the Gulf of Mexico.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;FAIL. &lt;/p&gt;</extended>
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    <title>Storm a comin'</title>
    <updated-on type="datetime">2008-09-12T11:49:18-04:00</updated-on>
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    <created-on type="datetime">2008-08-19T09:49:23-04:00</created-on>
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    <title>Things not to do during tropical storms: Kiteboarding</title>
    <updated-on type="datetime">2008-08-19T17:19:31-04:00</updated-on>
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