the Chairman is one of the most batshit insane fucking characters i have ever seen on tv, including Captain James Tiberius Kirk. i love this guy. having been in “Double Dragon” doesn’t hurt, either.

also, please Alton Brown, this is a public plea – cut your fucking hair.

I’m really very bored today…

This was lifted from some .txt website… weird stuff.

Pay attention, Hutch.

Projection, projection, projection.

I can’t do things without an instruction manual, or at least a picture or internet video from which to copy. For those of you like me, I give you the following link:

50 Handy Tricks, one of many DIY things I’ve read in my utterly fruitless afternoon.

Countdown until Hutch hurts himself?

meet greg.

I found a “Chihuahua & Friends” cartridge for DS.

While walking a real dog.

If you want it.

interviewed for a developer position, at my place of employment, earlier this week.

i joined a gym today. however, it’s the gym next door to work and i joined with 3 other workmates and we got a discount being ‘stripmall employees’ or whatnot. that’s what we figure, anyway. the part that sold me is that it’s a month-by-month basis with no contract so that rocks my socks. plus all the classes are included.

hopefully being right there and going after work with people will make this worth it. i mostly want to get in shape to gain endurance and start playing my drums again. who wants to start a band?

Read here

My mom’s mad cause she wants to get me something for Christmas but I can’t come up with anything I need or want. Anybody have any suggestions? Books, games (PS2), movies, other crap?

Best myspace ever.

I am in the computer lab at my school and I overhear this girl about to call her dad after muttering to herself, “Ughh, where is it?” Her dad answers and she says “I need you to do something for me and I’ll go thru it step by step with you cause it’s a little difficult.” I decided to listen and type what she said sensing something funny might happen.

And I’m not sure what I got….so here are my long (REALLY LONG) notes…and you tell me if it’s funny or if I am just doing anything to avoid doing work.

my dear.

Action Script Question:

What am I doing wrong here?

I can’t tell if this is cute or just creepy. If it’s creepy though, it’s at least endearing.

Fine then John! Here’s the most depressing story i could find this morning.

Can you guys just do me a favor and click this banner?

It’s for that Office game Dunder Mifflin Infinity. I’m a Regional Manager and I need to lead by example haha.

Ily is usually a pretty good sleeper. I put her to bed around 9:30, she sleeps til around 7 in the morning. It’s a pretty good schedule and she keeps to it. Lately she’s been a little fussy at bed time due to a new tooth. So she’ll wake, whine a little and then I’ll take her out of the crib, let her cuddle in our bed, then she usually sleeps straight through like normal.

Tonight started out like any other night. Ily went to bed around 9:30, then Andrea went to sleep, and I stayed up for awhile to watch a movie. Around 10:30 Ily woke up crying about her tooth. I walked her for a few minutes, then layed her in the bed with Andrea, and she went right to back to sleep.

At 11:15…

What’s with this blatant example of scrabbled discrimination im seeing here?

About a year ago i did the whole picture in my name thing which lead to me losing my name changing rights (remember that picture of john showing off his jerky?), and now im seeing this pop up all over the place and not a word about it.

Ill be back in a few weeks to see how this developes.

JUSTIN! I’M LOOKING AT YOUR HOUSE! I CAN SEE YOU POOPING.

Check out the exchange rates motherfuckers Canada is going to surpass American dollar so much for an economy you know theres something wrong when Canada wins. Furthermore 1812 suckas.

I miss the dan n’ dan funtime hour.

When there is a word you have only seen in print and have never heard spoken and therefore do not know how to pronounce. This seems to come up a lot when discussing books, particularly names. eg Hermione

Arrrrlandlubberscurveydogspoopdeckyar!