Hello, good morning. I like to begin my day being mildly uncomfortable. In this spirit, I submit the following creepy yet completely safe for work picture.

In the top 20 google image search results for “Leg Sled” . . .

Unfortunately, Maria didn’t have a camera with her while she was on lunch break.

Location: Ghetto Jewelry Store, Downtown Crossing, Boston, MA

WEDDING BAND,S

Wrong on multiple levels

I don’t know if anyone’s gonna find this as funny as me, but I had to share cause the nonsense was so remarkable.

http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/7da5i/police_raids_reveal_baby_farms/c06cqxb

Background: As you may or may not recall, Cuil is a fairly new web browser that is notorious for delivering completely unrelated photographs next to its search results.

So a group of wacko Christians (note to ordinary Christians of the non-wacko variety: no offense), decided the best way to overcome the problems with the economy is with prayer. OK, a bit wacky, right? But nothing all that funny. No, the hilarity comes into the picture when they pick the scene of said prayer: at the golden calf bronze bull on Wall St. C’mon, guys! Don’t you know your Exodus 32?

Crazy bronze bull rubbing and chanting pictures and video at the link above.

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The dudes behind the fantastic game Team Fortress 2 made an ad. This is the story of how that ad was mad (also, you can watch the ad). Sound kind of boring, right? Wrong! Because this story, not unlike the recent work of one John Hodgman, is completely untrue. For example:

“You think what we do is easy?” screamed Jay, sending a further cascade of sandwich onto the sneeze guard. “Where would you have put the script for Road House into the script for Predator, smart guy? At the beginning? Because then it’s just two movies,” he said, not even believing how stupid someone could be to do that.

Watch. And then read. And laugh.

For people who love everything about porn…Except the sex.