Hello, good morning. I like to begin my day being mildly uncomfortable. In this spirit, I submit the following creepy yet completely safe for work picture.
Hello, good morning. I like to begin my day being mildly uncomfortable. In this spirit, I submit the following creepy yet completely safe for work picture.

Howdy, neighbor. May I borrow your hedge trimmers?
| Where | Who |
|---|---|
| Detox | John |
| Make your own aluminum-free... | Rod |
| Krugman on preventing the second... | Jason |
| What to expect from Mac OS 10... | Jason |
| Watch Religulous for free on... | Evan |
| The End: Natural Disasters... | John |
| The Eleventh Doctor | John |
| Mexican/South American Cookbooks... | John |
| Hello Tampa Bay! | shmEvan |
| Death and Taxes | Paris |
| Jeffrey Steingarten's "The Man... | Steve |
| How To Turn Your Car Into An... | Steve |
| The Scrabbled Book Club | John |
| Slumdog Millionaire | Julia |
| Vatican Astronomer talks about... | John |
I went to a doctor. All he did was suck blood from my neck. Don’t go see Dr. Acula.
-Mitch Hedberg