Sammy exceeds character limits

Good Morning, and Hello.

By Sammy exceeds character limits about 1 month ago

Hello, good morning. I like to begin my day being mildly uncomfortable. In this spirit, I submit the following creepy yet completely safe for work picture.

Howdy, neighbor. May I borrow your hedge trimmers?

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On 03 Dec 04:36, Paris Makes A Stand was all:
Paris Makes A Stand

Hahahahaha.

On 03 Dec 05:43, Jay Bought Beer From Monks was all:
Jay Bought Beer From Monks

Definitely Photoshopped. I also disagree with the decision to regard this, in any way whatsoever, as “Fail”. If that was real, it would be plain old awesome.

On 03 Dec 06:11, Justin is made of ninjas was all:
Justin is made of ninjas

On 03 Dec 06:13, John needs to stop hitting refresh was all:
John needs to stop hitting refresh

aahahahahahahha! he got me again!

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